ShelbySays

Aug 23
lipyl:

omgtsn:

malformalady:

A red banana is a banana with a distinctive red to purple skin, rather than the more conventional yellow. These bananas originate in Costa Rica, where they are extremely popular, and they are widely eaten in other parts of Central America. The skin of a red banana may be anywhere from dark red to almost purple, and the flesh is cream to slightly pink in color.

lipyl:

omgtsn:

malformalady:

A red banana is a banana with a distinctive red to purple skin, rather than the more conventional yellow. These bananas originate in Costa Rica, where they are extremely popular, and they are widely eaten in other parts of Central America. The skin of a red banana may be anywhere from dark red to almost purple, and the flesh is cream to slightly pink in color.

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Aug 23
Letting little miss Kaycee braid my hair in the bleachers of a football game. :3 #cute #lol #ratchet #ohwell #ilovekids #cute

Letting little miss Kaycee braid my hair in the bleachers of a football game. :3 #cute #lol #ratchet #ohwell #ilovekids #cute

Aug 23
Wearing makeup for the first time in a long time, though I’m not even sure if you can tell. #selfie #makeup #ratchet #selfiesaturday

Wearing makeup for the first time in a long time, though I’m not even sure if you can tell. #selfie #makeup #ratchet #selfiesaturday

Aug 22
littlebrokenbarbiedoll:

daddys-goodlilgirl:

pornacorn:

trekkie8472:

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("

THAT LAST ONE.

I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.


littlebrokenbarbiedoll this totally reminded me of you!

Omgosh I love it hehe thank you!! (∩❛ڡ❛∩)

littlebrokenbarbiedoll:

daddys-goodlilgirl:

pornacorn:

trekkie8472:

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*

"Why do you have so many cavities?"

"i ate too many dicks :("

THAT LAST ONE.

I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.

littlebrokenbarbiedoll this totally reminded me of you!

Omgosh I love it hehe thank you!! (∩❛ڡ❛∩)

Aug 21
Aug 20

I’m at a point in life where my relationship is kinda rocky, but I’m not ready to live by myself and a roommate situation doesn’t sound great either.

Aug 19

I just got into an argument with my office manager and my 6 month work probation isn’t over yet.

Let’s hope she’s not the petty type that will fire me just because she has that power.

Gotta love being in the position to be fired without good reason. Welcome to adulthood.
Aug 19

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

Aug 19

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked.”

Aug 15
He looks super comfy. #cat #pet #pets #lol #silly #sillycat

He looks super comfy. #cat #pet #pets #lol #silly #sillycat