ShelbySays

Aug 31
I think this is her way of saying, “Hey mom! Wake up!” She’s lucky she’s cute! #cute #tumbleweed #kitten #kitty #tortie #tortiekitten #toocute #brat #crazycatlady #lol #awww

I think this is her way of saying, “Hey mom! Wake up!” She’s lucky she’s cute! #cute #tumbleweed #kitten #kitty #tortie #tortiekitten #toocute #brat #crazycatlady #lol #awww

Aug 29

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

Aug 29
#win #weightloss #weight #fatgirlproblems #yay #accomplishment #happy

#win #weightloss #weight #fatgirlproblems #yay #accomplishment #happy

Aug 29
My scrubs are getting baggy and I’m in desperate need of a hair cut. O.O #hair #longhair #scrubs #workflow #baggy #weightloss #life #firstworldproblems

My scrubs are getting baggy and I’m in desperate need of a hair cut. O.O #hair #longhair #scrubs #workflow #baggy #weightloss #life #firstworldproblems

Aug 29
These scrubs make my eyes look green. :P #selfiesatwork #selfie #workflow #scrubs #bored #lunchbreak #green #likeaboss

These scrubs make my eyes look green. :P #selfiesatwork #selfie #workflow #scrubs #bored #lunchbreak #green #likeaboss

Aug 23
lipyl:

omgtsn:

malformalady:

A red banana is a banana with a distinctive red to purple skin, rather than the more conventional yellow. These bananas originate in Costa Rica, where they are extremely popular, and they are widely eaten in other parts of Central America. The skin of a red banana may be anywhere from dark red to almost purple, and the flesh is cream to slightly pink in color.

lipyl:

omgtsn:

malformalady:

A red banana is a banana with a distinctive red to purple skin, rather than the more conventional yellow. These bananas originate in Costa Rica, where they are extremely popular, and they are widely eaten in other parts of Central America. The skin of a red banana may be anywhere from dark red to almost purple, and the flesh is cream to slightly pink in color.

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Aug 23
Letting little miss Kaycee braid my hair in the bleachers of a football game. :3 #cute #lol #ratchet #ohwell #ilovekids #cute

Letting little miss Kaycee braid my hair in the bleachers of a football game. :3 #cute #lol #ratchet #ohwell #ilovekids #cute

Aug 23
Wearing makeup for the first time in a long time, though I’m not even sure if you can tell. #selfie #makeup #ratchet #selfiesaturday

Wearing makeup for the first time in a long time, though I’m not even sure if you can tell. #selfie #makeup #ratchet #selfiesaturday

Aug 22
littlebrokenbarbiedoll:

daddys-goodlilgirl:

pornacorn:

trekkie8472:

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("

THAT LAST ONE.

I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.


littlebrokenbarbiedoll this totally reminded me of you!

Omgosh I love it hehe thank you!! (∩❛ڡ❛∩)

littlebrokenbarbiedoll:

daddys-goodlilgirl:

pornacorn:

trekkie8472:

blondeloli:

daddysriotgrrrl:

blondeloli:

i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!

"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?" 

*at the dentist’s office*

"Why do you have so many cavities?"

"i ate too many dicks :("

THAT LAST ONE.

I must have these, and put them in small assorted packages with the words “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” in bold on them.

littlebrokenbarbiedoll this totally reminded me of you!

Omgosh I love it hehe thank you!! (∩❛ڡ❛∩)

Aug 21